Dove
DC Grandma
This was copied from a Sgt. Grit newsletter I received today...Made us laugh.
Joke
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who
was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt
a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise
her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she
still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her
chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to
driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again
she was unable to make the step. About this time a large Marine
Gunnery Sergeant who was standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She
went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body!, I don't even know who you are!" The
Gunny smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
figured we was friends."
Cpl.Jerry Tiernan, Viet Vet
Joke
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who
was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt
a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise
her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she
still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her
chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to
driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again
she was unable to make the step. About this time a large Marine
Gunnery Sergeant who was standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She
went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body!, I don't even know who you are!" The
Gunny smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
figured we was friends."
Cpl.Jerry Tiernan, Viet Vet