Finney said:
Were's the party pics, Larry?
Ugh..............What a day that turned into the wee hours of the morning. Those people I did this job for know how to party, WOW!! I got there at 2:30, set up and started warming the pork. They bring me a cooler of beer and set it right next to me and say will this keep you busy for a bit. Of course I said yes, but I had to pace myself until the food was ready. Well when I saw the party guests I got worried, there were some big eaters there and I started to worry about quantities. But it ended up to be just about perfect, the host's of the party had about a half of a half tray left of everything that they will be able to enjoy today. The compliments on the food continued from everyone the entire night. That to me makes all the hard work worthwhile. They really loved the "Szpecial Szauce" and the majority of the people used it instead of the SBR's I'd put out. Some asked if I had any they could take home, but I had just bought 1 gallon there.
Now to the fun part. After all the food and everything was put away the party got kicked up a notch. They had a mediocore DJ but the music was good. I think next year I have a DJ friend in S.C. that I'm going to recommend. Anyways, I just sitting back relaxing by their pool and this "Brickhouse" comes up to me and asks if I'd like to do a jello shooter with her. I said I've never had one, sure I'll try it. I ended up doing about a total of 6 or 7 jello shooters and then someone pulled out syringes. Not what you think!
These were huge plastic syringes without needles of course, that were filled with Jello and Vodka "Jello Shots". I was offered one and again, who am I to deny alcohol? So I did a couple of those. So the party starts to wind down and the next thing I know the people behing me are doing beer bongs. I haven't done one of those in about ten years but I knew I could do one faster than these people. They were taking 5-7 seconds to suck down one beer. How pathetic.
lol I told them they were slow and chuckled. Of course I wanted to do one so I was egging them on. So this guy says that he could beat anyone. So I'm about 2 3/4 sheets in the wind at this point and I told him if he beat me he could push me in the pool. Of course the last thing this guy wanted was some schmuck in a wheelchair to make him look like a wuss. We did it and I was done before he took his first swallow. Thank God cause it was cold out and I didn't want to ride home wet. I was impressed with myself I haven't lost my guzzling abilities over the years.
I took a few pictures, but I will have to find my camera before I can post them. Somehow I lost a cooler too.