Pigs On The Wing BBQ
Master Chef
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and to those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water
and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service.
Pigs
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water
and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service.
Pigs