Suck it up dude, if your wife and MIL want to go you're going. Do not stay on the property, there's a million (Well, mayby not quite but a hell of a lot) much less expensive motels in Kissimmee. Eat a big breakfast and have the two gun bearers carry snacks in those suitcases slung over their shoulders so you do not get raped at the food places inside. Most you will have to buy there is soft drinks unless there is room for some bottled water alonside the snacks. For dinner in Kissimmee you have many choices from fast food to upscale. And most of all, do not enter the gift shops on property, you can get the same stuff off property for much less.