LarryWolfe
Chef Extraordinaire
The family and I were planning on going HERE today for the Apple Festival, Beer and Brunswick Stew. So I get up early to get my Wrangler] charged up and loaded into the truck, since this event is all on grass. My wheelchair doesn't do good on gravel, grass or mud so using the Wrangler would make life much easier. Well I get the Wrangler out and notice the seat sitting funny, so I pull it off and notice the main weld is broke. PHUCK! If were to break with me on it, the seat and my fat ass would go flying off. So I am furious and disappointed, afterall going to the Apple Festival was my idea. So I tell my wife and kids to go without me and I'm expecting my wife to say no if you can't go we won't either OR just come on and we'll get through the day as best as we can. BUT NO, they get ready and just PHUCKING leave..................................without me!!
So they've been gone for about an hour and a half now and I've decided to take advantage of a beautiful 70* day. I'm on my 4th beer (have 9 left out of an opened case, plus a brand new 30 pack in the garage fridge), it's 10 a.m., all of the windows are open, Metallica is blasting and I'm gonna smoke 2 racks of spares today and drink myself into oblivion while they're enjoying the goddamn apples without me! My boy "Otis" will keep me company and we're gonna play fetch, drink beer and smoke ribs today! Burp
I know "Captain Morgan" will join me after he gets off work this morning...............anyone else wanna start the day off right with me??? Afterall....................."It's 5 o'clock somewhere"!
Bill TGG, put your welder in the truck and come fix my Wrangler, I'll feed and drink you all day!!! :P
So they've been gone for about an hour and a half now and I've decided to take advantage of a beautiful 70* day. I'm on my 4th beer (have 9 left out of an opened case, plus a brand new 30 pack in the garage fridge), it's 10 a.m., all of the windows are open, Metallica is blasting and I'm gonna smoke 2 racks of spares today and drink myself into oblivion while they're enjoying the goddamn apples without me! My boy "Otis" will keep me company and we're gonna play fetch, drink beer and smoke ribs today! Burp
I know "Captain Morgan" will join me after he gets off work this morning...............anyone else wanna start the day off right with me??? Afterall....................."It's 5 o'clock somewhere"!
Bill TGG, put your welder in the truck and come fix my Wrangler, I'll feed and drink you all day!!! :P