Three good ole southern boys were driving down the road in a 4-door Chevelle (the Maverick was in the shop) when they got pulled over by an Alabama State Trooper. After pulling to the side of the road, and the driver rolls down his window and waits on the officer.
The Trooper walks up to the driver’s side window, reaches in, and *SMACK* slaps ole Billy clean across the face. Billy rubs his cheek and asks, “What did you do that for”?
The Trooper responds, “Son, when an Alabama State Trooper pulls you over, you have your driver’s license ready and waiting, ya' hear”?
Billy dutifully pulls out his license and submits it to the officer. After a few minutes of investigation, the Trooper returns the license and walks over to the front passenger side and taps on the window. Bobby rolls down his window and looks up at the trooper.
*SMACK*, the Trooper slapped ole Bobby hard across the face. Bobby rubbed his cheek and asked, “What was that for”?
The Trooper responded, “Son, when you are the passenger of a car that has been pulled over by an Alabama State Trooper, you immediately dig in the glove box and have the vehicle’s registration and proof of insurance ready and waiting, ya’ hear”!?
Bobby dutifully fished out the paperwork and handed it over to the Trooper. After a minute or so of investigation, the Trooper returned the papers to Bobby and stepped to the back window of the car. The Trooper tapped on the window, and Jimmy rolled it down and looked up at the officer.
*SMACK*, the Trooper slapped ole Jimmy up side his head. Jimmy rubbed his throbbing face and asked, “What was that for”?!?!
The Trooper calmly looked at Jimmy and said, “Son, I‘m just fulfilling your wish. Had you gotten no more than a half mile down this here road, you’d have said to your buddies ‘I wish that dumb Trooper would have slapped me’ ”!!