Scotty, you passed right by the burger class and into whole meatloaf sammy. Wow.
Nick, a trick I have used on reheating a sammy on the road is to go into a larger size gas/food place. Fix up a cup of coffee and look one of the people behind the counter in the eye and say (don't ask) "put this in your Microwave for 30 seconds please". If they hesitate, just say "I just need it warmed, give it 30 seconds". 99% of the time you get a hot lunch. LOL