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mish

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Add your favorite oxymoron to the top 20 list. Here's a few to get started:

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan

And the #1 oxymoron is...

1. Microsoft Works
 

Alix

Everymom
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Edmonton, Alberta
WOOHOO!!! ROFLMAO!! In Canada we used to have a political party called the Progressive Conservatives. LOL
 

mish

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Ha, ha, Alix. Good one.

Another comes to mind:

Death Penalty
 

mish

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Mud, ROF.

Computer friendly

Lifetime warantee

Dress optional
 

Maidrite

Contest Winner
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Feb 12, 2005
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Location
Pageland SC
Wise Politicians
Pay Raise (This always costs us more)
Happy Campers
This would be easier if we through the out Oxi part :)
Job Service
Free Advice
Lip Service
These may not be of the topic but they should be! LOL
 

wasabi

Executive Chef
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Honest Politicians

Speedy Service

Reputable Lawyer



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mish

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Thanks Madrite. I'll probably think of some more later. This might make a fun adult-get-together cocktail party game.

Social Security

Laptop
 

norgeskog

Washing Up
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Location
Eugene, Oregon
If progress means moving ahead, define congress......

the dumbest oxy-moron I can think of is that stupid idiot with the horribly annoying voice who does the ads for oxi-clean.
 
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