Captain Morgan said:bet them animals over at the zoo are smelling that and
licking their lips.
Which reminds me, when I was a teenager I went to that zoo
and there was a petting area with a cow. Why anyone would want
to pet a cow is beyond me, but I did it. So I'm standing there
petting his head, and a reaches out and starts chewing on my
shirt. For the rest of the day I had this big wet spot on my shirt.
Glad he wasn't any shorter.