No, I would NOT, PF.
I would pay to see him stand in a trash can SINGING the phone book!
Snip, you are doing great!
How about this one:
Stars fading but I linger on, dear---
Still craving your kiss.
I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear,
Just saying this...
<Mork laugh>
Dream a Little Dream...by Micheal Buble, Louis Armstrong...