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Uncle Bubba said:Making Money...something you should all try at least once in your pathetic lives. Very active w/my daughter in softball pitching and cooking bbq to make some more money. Season ends in three weeks then it's camping the rest of the summer with a few catering jobs in between.
Hey Ironside, I'd respond to you but you'll end up crying and saying how we pick on you so I'll let you pass like a big brown turd that slaps on the side of the bowl, or bedpan in your case...or do you shit in a bucket?
Uncle Bubba said:Money problems??? Not me pal. I believe in capitalism and free enterprise..better while it lasts. Nice to know I'm with you every day.
bigwheel said:Thanks Puff. Prob a bunch of folks cancell their prescriptions to NAMBLA based on this info alone.
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Larry Wolfe said:Here's a recent e-mail I got from Kevin:
What's happening Larry, long time no talk. I see on the forum you've been losing weight, great job dude, I wish I wasn't so fat, I can't see my Lil' Bubba cause my belly is in the way. Anyways, if anyone asks, just tell them I've been busy working. But between you and I, I've been at a two month long NAMBLA Convention that is hosting a Biggest Loser contest. I am literally working my ass off, I wake up every morning and it's sore, feels like a jack hammer pounded it all night. Working on my abs as well, I cannot tell you the amount of pelvic thrusts I've been doing since I've been here. They do not allow weight lifting as part of the NAMBLA's Biggest Loser contest, but for some reason, my right forearm is really getting defined and bulked up, not sure why it's only the right one though.
You would not believe the celebrities that I've run into and met here. Ate dinner with George Michael, Perez Hylton and Elton John the other night, what an experience. The after was great from what I remember, but I woke up next to Elton John and was very embarrassed, I think I got hemorrhoids overnight, because there was blood all over the bed. Still had a great time. Did a morning jacuzzi and mud bath with Woody Allen, R. Kelly and Roman Polanski. So far this has been a very eye opening and fulfilling experience.
Tell the guys at BBC Uncle Bubba says Hey and I'll be back soon!
Tootles......Uncle Bubba