Pigs On The Wing BBQ
Master Chef
Local five-O slid by today. Seems my smokin tex is stinking up the house next door(old bitch). I have ribs on. Nooo.. don't walk your ass over and ask me to move it. Call the cops instead. Piss on her! I'm not moving it. In fact, I threw a extra chunk of wood on. She has called them in the past when I'm cooking out front with a 40 of beer. Local five-O is cool and just stops and sez "how's it going, I only stopped cuz I had to put on a show for the old bag." :roll: Calls them if the tunes are too loud out the garage too. Soon as they ask me to turn them down and leave, I crank them back up for a min or so just to piss the old shit head off. After about 5 min of Nickleback, I know five-O will show up. Screw cranky old folk! Just be glad I'm the asshole, otherwise, it might be you.