An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work
[SIZE=-1] on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] get burritos one more time for lunch, I am going to jump off too."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping off too!"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1][/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] The next day the Irishman opened his lunchbox and sees corned beef and[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] cabbage and jumps off the building. The Mexican opens his lunch box and[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] sees burritos and jumps off too. The redneck opens his lunchbox and sees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] bologna so he jumps to his death. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] weeping and says, "If I had known he was tired of corned beef and cabbage[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] I would have never given it to him again!". The Mexican's wife also weeps[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she said, "He makes his own lunch!"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] get burritos one more time for lunch, I am going to jump off too."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping off too!"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1][/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] The next day the Irishman opened his lunchbox and sees corned beef and[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] cabbage and jumps off the building. The Mexican opens his lunch box and[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] sees burritos and jumps off too. The redneck opens his lunchbox and sees[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] bologna so he jumps to his death. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] weeping and says, "If I had known he was tired of corned beef and cabbage[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] I would have never given it to him again!". The Mexican's wife also weeps[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she said, "He makes his own lunch!"[/SIZE]
It's a good thing that I've learned not to be taking a sip of tea at the same time I read the jokes on DC, because that one made me laugh out loud! 
