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Old 09-26-2011, 11:14 PM   #461
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Hockey. The players don't cry every time they fall down.

Salt and vinegar or ketchup
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Old 09-27-2011, 11:39 AM   #462
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Old 09-27-2011, 02:23 PM   #463
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:04 PM   #464
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Regular soda (pop) or diet soda (pop)
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:18 PM   #465
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wheat bread or white bread
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Old 09-27-2011, 05:16 PM   #466
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wheat bread

riding or walking
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Old 09-27-2011, 08:54 PM   #467
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Lifecycle or treadmill?
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Old 09-28-2011, 12:00 AM   #468
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Old 09-28-2011, 08:50 AM   #469
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Old 09-28-2011, 10:06 AM   #470
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Old 09-28-2011, 11:05 AM   #471
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Blinds! They're easier to clean

If you're building a house, windows or sliding glass doors?
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Old 09-28-2011, 11:32 AM   #472
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Old 09-28-2011, 02:29 PM   #473
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Swiss cheese or Gruyére?
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Old 09-28-2011, 02:51 PM   #474
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french or italian bread
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Old 09-28-2011, 04:06 PM   #475
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:33 PM   #476
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:42 PM   #477
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Mayo, unless it's pastrami

Sugar or Splenda
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:59 PM   #478
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false or true

sir are we the only ones playing this silly game?
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:23 PM   #479
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No, Nikki jumps in every once in a while. We're probably the only ones who have no place to go and all day not to get there.

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Elevator or stairs?
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:54 PM   #480
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