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Old 11-25-2011, 04:00 PM   #1101
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hamsters

fried or boiled, just kidding.

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Old 11-25-2011, 06:05 PM   #1102
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travel by bus or train
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Old 11-25-2011, 06:52 PM   #1103
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Christmas or Festivus?
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Old 11-25-2011, 07:21 PM   #1104
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Monopoly or Parcheesi
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Old 11-25-2011, 09:13 PM   #1105
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Old 11-25-2011, 09:15 PM   #1106
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Hotdog or polish dog?
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Old 11-25-2011, 09:19 PM   #1107
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polish sausage

mashed potatoes or french fries
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Old 11-26-2011, 03:00 AM   #1108
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Mashed potatoes

Onion rings: battered or breaded
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Old 11-26-2011, 03:05 AM   #1109
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battered

cucumber... on a salad or not
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Old 11-26-2011, 12:12 PM   #1110
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No, no, a thousand times no! Cucumber tastes like watermelon rind!

Soup or salad?
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Old 11-26-2011, 01:33 PM   #1111
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lol

hard one... I would like both together, but I'll say salad.

grilled chicken or steak salad
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Old 11-27-2011, 06:48 AM   #1112
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Steak salad

Regular pudding or tapioca?
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Old 11-27-2011, 07:41 AM   #1113
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regular pudding

Thanks for reminding me, Selkie. I have some milk to use up. I'm going to make some chocolate pudding for Mark's lunch.

chocolate or banana cream pie
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Old 11-27-2011, 07:46 AM   #1114
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Chocoate

Stutter or lisp?
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Old 11-27-2011, 08:57 PM   #1115
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Lisp. I'm too impatient to listen to someone who stutters

If you fail to pay your loan shark: Broken arm, or broken leg?
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Old 11-27-2011, 09:09 PM   #1116
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Neither but I'll take a broken leg
Spaghetti: meatballs or Italian sausage
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Old 11-27-2011, 09:43 PM   #1117
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Italian sausage. Meatballs are just reshaped meatloaf, sausage is more unique flavor.

Shave or wax?
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Old 11-28-2011, 12:45 AM   #1118
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shave, (using electric one)

pluck or wax (lip)
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Old 12-02-2011, 12:30 PM   #1119
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Wax. It's a matter of a couple thousand little screams or one big scream.

Buttercups or daisies?
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:50 PM   #1120
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Oh, tough one. Buttercups I think.

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