Guts
Senior Cook
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband:
"I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies: "Your eyesight's **** near perfect."
He never even heard the shot...
"I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies: "Your eyesight's **** near perfect."
He never even heard the shot...