Favorite Simpson’s sayings

[ddog27]

I was talking with some of my friends about the Simpson’s movie. We were talking about how many funny catch phrases and funny sayings have come out of that show. So that made me think, what is your favorite Simpson’s saying?

Here is mine:

No TV and No Beer make me something….something

 

[PantherTailgater]

Just a couple of appropriate ones for this message board:

"Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!"

"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."

Classic!

There's so many good quotes from this series it's incredible.

 

[Captain Morgan]

ummm....pistol whip....

 

[Diva Q]

d'oh

 

[Captain Morgan]

Marge: "Homer, what's going on here?"

Homer: "oh nothing Marge....just a little incident involving THE BOOGEY MAN!"

 

[boar_d_laze]

"Excellent."

 

[Captain Morgan]

Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.â€

 

[Greg Rempe]

That post violates the TOO LONG TO READ rule!

 

[cflatt]

That post violates the TOO LONG TO READ rule!

but doesnt that fall under the "he invented it so he can break it " rule ???

 

[knine]

hmmmm BEERRRRR. [smilie=rlp_smilie_242.gif]

Donuts what cant they do ? [smilie=a_bigteeth.gif]

 

[Bill The Grill Guy]

hmmmm BEERRRRR. [smilie=rlp_smilie_242.gif]

Donuts what cant they do ? [smilie=a_bigteeth.gif]

Now thats funny comming from a COP.

 

[Woodman1]

"Now Lisa, sometimes when something is hard, it is best to just give up."-Homer"

"I must be the dumbest guy in the world"-Homer

"Ah, here comes Homer Simpson. He thinks he's the Pope of Chili Town"-Chief Wiggum (from my all time favorite episode where Homer trips out on psychadelic chiles grown by "the inhabitants of an insane asylum."

 

[Captain Morgan]

Johnny Cash was the voice of the coyote in that episode.

 

[Puff1]

Coyotes have voices??

 

[Woodman1]

When your doing Quixlnuhuatl chiles they do. "Find your soul mate Homer."

 

[Smokey_Joe]

Spider Pig!...Spider Pig!....nobody does it like Spider Pig!