Ever wonder why most of these are made at the expense of a woman.
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday