*poopie* may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be *poopie* faced, be *poopie* out of luck, or have *poopie* for brains.
With a little effort you can get your *poopie* together, find a place for your *poopie* or decide to *poopie* or get off the pot.
You can smoke *poopie*, buy *poopie*, sell *poopie*, lose *poopie*, find *poopie*, forget *poopie*, and tell others to eat *poopie* and die.
You can *poopie* or go blind, have a *poopie* fit or just *poopie* your life away.
People can be *poopie* headed, *poopie* brained, *poopie* blinded, and *poopie* over.
Some people know their *poopie* while others can't tell the difference between *poopie* and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull *poopie*, and horse *poopie* and chicken *poopie*.
You can throw *poopie*, sling *poopie*, catch *poopie*, or duck when the *poopie* hits the fan.
You can take a *poopie*, give a *poopie*, or serve *poopie* on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep *poopie*, or be happier than a pig in *poopie*.
Some days are colder than *poopie*, some days are hotter than *poopie*, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like *poopie*, things can look like *poopie*, and there are times when you feel like *poopie*.
You can have too much *poopie*, not enough *poopie*, the right *poopie*, the wrong *poopie* or a lot of weird *poopie*.
You can carry *poopie*, have a mountain of *poopie*, or find yourself up *poopie* creek without a paddle.
Sometimes you really need this *poopie* and sometimes you don't want any *poopie* at all.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to *poopie* and other times you swim in a lake of *poopie* and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your *poopie*, you don't need to know anything else!
A few weeks ago I smoked up a bunch of *poopie*. Most of it turned out to be pretty good *poopie*. Some of it turned out like *poopie*!
--Adrian