GB
Chief Eating Officer
I love bacon. I do not think I would want to live if I could not have it. But even I think this is going to far...
Squeeze Bacon
Squeeze Bacon
i wrote a song 'bout squeeze bacon.
here it is:
bought a tube of junk;
bacon in a tube
my auto needed 'oilin, & sqeeze bacon was the lube
i put it on my burger,
& in-between my toast.
comapny arrived today
& my jake, was the host.
with sweat upon his brow, my jake, he ran to me.
i looked at his pink apron & he wouln't laugh with me!
"oh, babe, what shall i cook?" raviolis in the can?
i pointed at his apron & said , jake you're the man!
they're's bacon in a bottle, a new concept, you see!
why not fix some BLT's
and give those folks some glee!!!!!
so jake began production &
you shoulda seen our crowd!
they gobbled down those sammiches,
& & thier applause was more than loud!
I love bacon. I do not think I would want to live if I could not have it. But even I think this is going to far...
Squeeze Bacon
Not to be a spoilsport but the baconnaise is vegetarian safe and contains no actual bacon.
Not to be a spoilsport but the baconnaise is vegetarian safe and contains no actual bacon.
not a spoil sport for me, it reminded me to make my own bacon/mayo this summer...used to do that but have forgotten about it...old age ya know..
What do you do? Mix mayo and cooked bacon?
...bread meat
ground cow
peetsa
american break your fast
...
guess the video really intrigued me
Not to be a spoilsport but the baconnaise is vegetarian safe and contains no actual bacon.