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[/size][/font] Marzipan Piggie
So gruesome that we can't bear to remove it from its plastic wrapping. See our serving ideas.
Rubber Chicken Pop
"A Tasty Treat on a Classic Schtick!"
Miniature rubber chickens being force-fed lollipops ... is a candy version of fois gras production really something we want to expose our children to?
Nasties Test Tube Candy
Tempting little germ-shaped hard candies, a test tube shaped container ... what's not to like?
Pigs in Mud
Tiny pink candy piglets wallow in a chocolate-like substance atop a cookie.
Choc-Aid
Individually wrapped Band-Aid-shaped chocolates. Waxy and more bittersweet than milky, but bad chocolate is better than no chocolate.
Gummi Pizza
Yuck. Something that's shaped like pizza shouldn't be floppy, spongy and fruit-scented. At least the Larvets are honest about what they are.
Testamints
These deliver a Bible verse and minty breath ... just in case the Jack Chick pamphlets aren't working. We're waiting for the same manufacturer to create Condomints.
So gruesome that we can't bear to remove it from its plastic wrapping. See our serving ideas.
"A Tasty Treat on a Classic Schtick!"
Miniature rubber chickens being force-fed lollipops ... is a candy version of fois gras production really something we want to expose our children to?
Tempting little germ-shaped hard candies, a test tube shaped container ... what's not to like?
Tiny pink candy piglets wallow in a chocolate-like substance atop a cookie.
Individually wrapped Band-Aid-shaped chocolates. Waxy and more bittersweet than milky, but bad chocolate is better than no chocolate.
Yuck. Something that's shaped like pizza shouldn't be floppy, spongy and fruit-scented. At least the Larvets are honest about what they are.
These deliver a Bible verse and minty breath ... just in case the Jack Chick pamphlets aren't working. We're waiting for the same manufacturer to create Condomints.