Nick Prochilo
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007bond-jb said:For Rempy & friends :twisted:
http://www.break.com/index/valentines-day-surprise.html
I think the second one had both Puff & Greg in it!
007bond-jb said:For Rempy & friends :twisted:
http://www.break.com/index/valentines-day-surprise.html
john pen said:TEXAS CIRCLE FLIES
A Republican cowboy from Texas goes to a social
function where Hillary Clinton is trying to gather
more support for her nomination. Once she discovers
the cowboy is a Republican, she begins to belittle
his talking in a southern drawl and single syllable
words.
As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some
flies that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy
says, "Y'all having some problem with them
circle flies?'
She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's
what they're called. But I've never heard of circle
flies."
"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang
around ranches. They're called circle flies because
they're almost always found circling around the back
end of a horse."
"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are
you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much
respect for the citizens of New York to call
their
Senator a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," she responds and
begins
rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best
Texas
drawl says, . . . "Hard to fool them flies though."
Rag said:Old joke
----- Original Message -----
From: don critchfield
To: jerry white ; bill mark ; olga epelboim ; josh critchfield ; jaschasspen@aol.com ; gene critchfield ; Ellen Sisser ; careenc@msn.com ; wjduda@aol.com ; geri ; anna critchfield ; angela campanella ; Boris Hlushchenko
Sent: Friday, February 29, 2008 9:31 AM
Subject: cannibals
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?" The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder.. those are friars!"