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Old 01-09-2016, 09:02 PM   #4681
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(Fireball) Whiskey, NEAT, please, well one rock maybe


Margarita : Frozen or over rocks
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Old 01-09-2016, 10:05 PM   #4682
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On the rocks, with salt.

Cosmopolitan or gin & tonic?
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Old 01-09-2016, 10:27 PM   #4683
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Bud (or Miller or whatever real beer you prefer!) or Mike's (or any other fruity beer you prefer!)?
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:38 PM   #4684
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Real beer. I don't even want a lime stuffed in the neck!

Domestic craft beer, or imported beer?
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Old 01-15-2016, 08:20 PM   #4685
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Imported beer

Well, Valentine's Day is coming up, so when it comes to sweets for the sweetie...

Something edible (ie. candy, cookies, etc.) or Flowers/Plants?
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Old 01-16-2016, 11:32 PM   #4686
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Flowers

chocolate or tart candy?
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Old 01-17-2016, 12:39 PM   #4687
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Chocolate

On the clock radio that wakes you up: Country Music station or a Classic Rock station that is under the misconception that Ozzy Osbourne is classic rock?
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Old 01-17-2016, 11:11 PM   #4688
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OMG this is REALLY hard! I really dislike country but would have a heart attack if I heard Ozzy waking me from a dead sleep! I'll go with the country music :)

Which winter professional sport...basketball or football?
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Old 01-19-2016, 03:42 PM   #4689
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I am a die hard Ice Hockey fan, but I guess I'll choose football.

Favorite spectator sports: College sports or Professional sports?
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Old 01-21-2016, 10:50 PM   #4690
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I thought about putting hockey as and option but the thread title suggests only two options are allowed :o)

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Warm climate getaway or snuggled up next to a fireplace in a snow covered cabin?
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Old 01-22-2016, 12:18 PM   #4691
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Snuggled up next to a fireplace in a snow covered cabin? Don't be ridiculous! Warm climate every time.

Shovel snow by hand, or use a snow blower?
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Old 01-22-2016, 09:43 PM   #4692
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Shovel snow by hand, or use a snow blower?
Ya know, I've done either before
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Old 01-22-2016, 11:00 PM   #4693
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Ya know, I've done neither before
And if you should ever be called upon to do either, go for the snow blower. Shoveling stinks big time. Specially when it keeps coming down as you are shoveling.
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Old 01-23-2016, 09:08 AM   #4694
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K'girl - focus! :: Next question?
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Old 01-23-2016, 02:47 PM   #4695
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Candle light or kerosene lanterns during a storm.

Okay. K'Girl, I bet you can run with this one. Go for it!
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Old 01-23-2016, 04:43 PM   #4696
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Candle light (have you ever SMELLED kerosene? ACK!)
We have several of those, what are they called?
they have the candles inside of the glass on a stand... hurricane lamps?

.. but I digress yet again...

next question...

Stuck in the house `cuz there's a horrible storm outside drink:
A LARGE Hurricane or Hot Toddy?
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Old 01-28-2016, 03:44 PM   #4697
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It would have to be some type of toddy because I do not drink hard liquor. I do not like it, Sam I Am.

Mild cheese or stinky cheese on your charcuterie board?
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Old 01-28-2016, 07:31 PM   #4698
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Gee, I guess mild smelling cheeses I guess...Manchego, Smoked Gouda, Brie, Fontina. I just tried Gruyere and it was wonderful! I'm not a fan of the 'stinky' cheeses like Limburger and the like.

Okay, so, the Pro Bowl is this Sunday at The Aloha Stadium in Honolulu Hawaii... snacks ...

Heated offerings or non-heated "pupus"?
*bonus points: what will be serving?
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Old 02-03-2016, 01:14 PM   #4699
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non-heated snacks, such as chips, dips, and a charcuterie board with cold cuts, cheeses, fruit, vegetables, and crackers.

Pie a la mode: Do you eat it with a fork or a spoon?

BTW, it's the Japanese that eat poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=u1N6QfuIh0g
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Old 02-08-2016, 10:30 PM   #4700
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I always eat pie with a fork...a la mode or not!

On the topic of pie...

Pumpkin or apple?
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