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Old 08-11-2006, 04:57 PM   #3861
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Old 08-11-2006, 06:47 PM   #3862
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Old 08-12-2006, 12:11 AM   #3863
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not happening - quiet beautiful day at the lake, alone
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Old 08-12-2006, 02:28 AM   #3864
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Old 08-13-2006, 01:48 AM   #3865
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Old 08-13-2006, 02:27 AM   #3866
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Old 08-13-2006, 11:37 AM   #3867
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Old 08-13-2006, 03:12 PM   #3868
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Old 08-13-2006, 05:34 PM   #3869
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Old 08-13-2006, 05:40 PM   #3870
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Old 08-13-2006, 06:03 PM   #3871
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Old 08-13-2006, 06:55 PM   #3872
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Old 08-14-2006, 12:06 AM   #3874
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Old 08-14-2006, 01:54 AM   #3875
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Banana split- expensive!! (this is an Aussie joke cause at the moment bananas are $14 a kilo since most of the country's banana crop got wiped out in a cyclone)
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Old 08-14-2006, 11:10 AM   #3877
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