Dove
DC Grandma
Baseball
>>>
>>> Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been
>>> friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying,
>>> so Moe comes to visit him. "Sam," says Moe, "You know
>>> how we have both loved baseball all our lives. Sam,
>>> you have do me one favor. When you go, somehow you've
>>> got to tell me if there's baseball in heaven."
>>>
>>> Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed and says, "Moe,
>>> you've been my friend many years. This favor I'll do
>>> for you."
>>>
>>> And with that, Sam passes on.
>>>
>>> It is midnight a couple nights later. Moe is sound
>>> asleep when a distant voice calls out to him.
>>>
>>> "Moe.... Moe...."
>>>
>>> "Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is
>>> it?"
>>>
>>> "Moe, it's Sam."
>>>
>>> "Come on. You're not Sam. Sam died."
>>>
>>> "I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!"
>>>
>>> "Sam? Is that you? Where are you?"
>>>
>>> "I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you,
>>> I've got some good news and some bad news."
>>>
>>> "Tell me the good news first," says Moe.
>>>
>>> "The good news," says Sam "is that there is baseball
>>> in heaven."
>>>
>>> "Really?" says Moe, "That's wonderful! What's the bad
>>> news?"
>>>
>>> "You're pitching Tuesday*
>>>
>>>
>>> Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been
>>> friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying,
>>> so Moe comes to visit him. "Sam," says Moe, "You know
>>> how we have both loved baseball all our lives. Sam,
>>> you have do me one favor. When you go, somehow you've
>>> got to tell me if there's baseball in heaven."
>>>
>>> Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed and says, "Moe,
>>> you've been my friend many years. This favor I'll do
>>> for you."
>>>
>>> And with that, Sam passes on.
>>>
>>> It is midnight a couple nights later. Moe is sound
>>> asleep when a distant voice calls out to him.
>>>
>>> "Moe.... Moe...."
>>>
>>> "Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is
>>> it?"
>>>
>>> "Moe, it's Sam."
>>>
>>> "Come on. You're not Sam. Sam died."
>>>
>>> "I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!"
>>>
>>> "Sam? Is that you? Where are you?"
>>>
>>> "I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you,
>>> I've got some good news and some bad news."
>>>
>>> "Tell me the good news first," says Moe.
>>>
>>> "The good news," says Sam "is that there is baseball
>>> in heaven."
>>>
>>> "Really?" says Moe, "That's wonderful! What's the bad
>>> news?"
>>>
>>> "You're pitching Tuesday*
>>>
