A better question is: Was Adam a man before Eve, or did she come with an attachment?
This really isn't a place to testify, y'know. Maybe in General Discussion, but it's really not kosher in this context.
Anyhow, marmalady, is sounds like whoever is calling what you described "Black Forest ham" has got a smoke-cooked ham native to the Schwartzwald confused with the equally German Westfalia ham (which is like a German prosciutto), which is indeed dry-cured over beechwood.
Black Forest ham is a cooked ham, not a cured ham. It's smoked over pine and fir, and the outside is coating with beef blood and seasonings to give it it's signature dark exterior.