Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
For a limited time only, you have the opportunity to purchase photos of my grandson for the unbelievably low price of...
NOT $14,000,000
NOT $7,000,000
No, for just $1,000,000 (plus S&H) I will provide you with an array of photographs of my beautiful grandson.
But Wait!
Order in the next 20 minutes and I will double the number of pictures for the same price!
Seriously, folks, am I the only one who thinks it's absurd that anyone would pay that ridiculous sum for baby pictures?!?!?
NOT $14,000,000
NOT $7,000,000
No, for just $1,000,000 (plus S&H) I will provide you with an array of photographs of my beautiful grandson.
But Wait!
Order in the next 20 minutes and I will double the number of pictures for the same price!
Seriously, folks, am I the only one who thinks it's absurd that anyone would pay that ridiculous sum for baby pictures?!?!?