Is it bad that I could read that without standing on my head almost as quickly as I can read normal text? Also, because I'm too tired and lazy to speculate, test, search, etc. how did you do that and would I be able to rewrite my signatures like that? Because, um, you know, they need to be weirder...
I wish I could agree with this but I used to work tech support ("My son put his peanut butter sandwich in the cdrom tray and now the cd's stick in it. Is this normal?") ...
And in my current job I've had to deal with tech support (Me: Hi, I'm calling about a server that is not getting power. Them: Well are you able to turn it on?)...