Raven
Sous Chef
Every day, as I'm rooting through my spam filter sorting out what to keep and what to refuse, I see a subject line that I just can't resist replying to.
Such as:
"What is OEM Software and why should you care?" - Your right, why SHOULD I care?
"Make your wife happy" - Leave her alone.
"Size DOES Matter" - It's not the amplitude, it's the frequency.
"Impress your wife" - Pick up your clothes, wash the dishes and mop the floor.
"Not working like it used to?" - Why? are you a repairman?
"Melissa! Increase the size of your... {ahem}" - You might want to hit a couple of straight bars before choosing a career in advertising.
"Full of health? Dont' click" - Okay.
~ Raven ~
Such as:
"What is OEM Software and why should you care?" - Your right, why SHOULD I care?
"Make your wife happy" - Leave her alone.
"Size DOES Matter" - It's not the amplitude, it's the frequency.
"Impress your wife" - Pick up your clothes, wash the dishes and mop the floor.
"Not working like it used to?" - Why? are you a repairman?
"Melissa! Increase the size of your... {ahem}" - You might want to hit a couple of straight bars before choosing a career in advertising.
"Full of health? Dont' click" - Okay.
~ Raven ~
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