Saph, you need to come around here more often, partly because you have such great ideas and partly because it's great to see you!
Ewww. No.
What is good about a Trojan Horse? They pretend to be one thing while hiding another. They destroy things, like cities or your computer.
"Trojan Horse" is a metaphor for concealed danger.
And I agree that your point of view for the restaurant may need some refining.
What kind of danger is in that food?
I like Pandaisia! I would drop American fast food as it's on every street corner, already overly accessible. If you want to add something American then how about picking something regional like Cajun or Southern or California Cuisine or NYC Street Foods or MD Seafood (or ME or AL) or Southwestern, etc.PANDAISIA, Greek Mythology Index I vote for Pandaisia the goddess of banquets! Easy to pronounce, one word, appropriate tie in to food.
I would order the minimum $20 off a menu for a souvenir ceramic plate to frisbee fling into a ceremonial wall, yelling, "Opa!" Very touristy. I'd post on youtube. And, the structure of the name's letters has good graphic branding possibilities.