Bobberqer
Sous Chef
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting one day discussing who had the superior culture...
The Greek guy says "we built the Parthenon"
The Irishman replies "we discovered the summer and winter solstices"
The Greek retorts "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"
And the Irishman countered with "but we built the first timepieces and calendars"
The Greek is getting fed up and figures he'll end the conversation....
With a flourish of finality he says "We invented sex!"
The Irishman replies, "Indeed, Tis true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women."
The Greek guy says "we built the Parthenon"
The Irishman replies "we discovered the summer and winter solstices"
The Greek retorts "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics"
And the Irishman countered with "but we built the first timepieces and calendars"
The Greek is getting fed up and figures he'll end the conversation....
With a flourish of finality he says "We invented sex!"
The Irishman replies, "Indeed, Tis true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women."