Cap never mentioned a free tattoo on every ass...wtf?? :xGary in VA said:What did you have to do to that old lady to get her to tattoo your name on her ass?? no.. wait... don't tell me
ROFL!wnkt said:You have to be better than the alternatives....Ill vote for you!
I see no mention of free beer in every fridge.Captain Morgan said:ROFL!!!
My false promises are lower taxes, a butt in every smoker,
a smoker in every attic, a coon ass on every video, a water
noggin rub on every shelf, and offshore drilling for Rempe.
That's not the answer I needed...sorry.Captain Morgan said:All free beer will be in my fridge. Executive priviledge.