[SIZE=-1]Signs That You're Drinking Too Much Coffee[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You answer the door before people knock.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] away without using the timer.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] realizing it's not plugged in.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You ride an exercise bike to work.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You use coffee flavored mouthwash.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You help your dog chase its tail.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You answer the door before people knock.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] away without using the timer.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] realizing it's not plugged in.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You ride an exercise bike to work.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You use coffee flavored mouthwash.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You help your dog chase its tail.[/SIZE]