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Only the Cleveland Browns could end a losing streak by not winning.
Does that apply to the male members too?You don't need to infiltrate, you are more than welcome!
But you must be wearing a pink skirt and sweater ensemble. Skirt to be just below the knee. Pill box hat to match your purse - your colour choice. And Fire Engine Red lipstick.
and as a newcomer to the group - you will "host' (as in pay for) that first luncheon for all.
Of course it does! Although for a male, I would suggest a slightly more muted lipstick color, especially if you sport a mustache and beard. The fire engine red tends to make your mouth look like a gaping crimson hole!Does that apply to the male members too?
Only the Cleveland Browns could end a losing streak by not winning.
I’m starting to thank Siri when “she”gives me the high temp for the day, or does a quick calculation for me. Am I headed toward the cliff?
I guess this "stray thoughts" thread is the place to post this.
Some of you know that I belong to a group of long time friends called "The Lunch Bunch". We've lunched together every Tuesday for more years than I can count.
Thought I'd share a little of what it's like..
Lunch With Girlfriends
Elaine’s vertigo has never been worse
Kay can’t recall where she left her purse
Rhonda’s about to replace her knees
Linda’s breathing is tinged with a wheeze
Donna's left boob has a troublesome lump
Diane’s on her third trip to take a dump
Lorraine’s husband can’t remember a thing
Nine years a widow, Marge still wears her ring
Marlene is dealing with another UTI
Sally’s giving a hearing aid another try
Marie has decided she can’t drive at night
Sharon still wears clothes two sizes too tight
They’ve been through divorces and babies and wakes
They do for each other whatever it takes
They’ve already buried Marcia and Kate
And truthfully, Lizzie’s not looking so great
So whenever they can, they get out to eat
Open bottles of wine and forget their sore feet
There’s laughing and crying and letting down guards
And when the bill comes, there’s ten credit cards
So here’s to the waiters who keep orders straight
And to the places that let lunches run three hours late
And here’s to the girlfriends, those near and those far
Here's to the girlfriends, you know who you are!!!
I hold entire conversations with my cats, correct grammar and all! I see no difference in speaking to an object that speaks. Our responses are ingrained, I once told my Unit Manager, "Love you!" when saying good-bye on the phone. Her response, "Awww, I love you, too!"
You are not alone. Me, Spike and Pirate all talk to Teddy as if he was human. I am grandma, Pirate is uncle and Spike is Daddy.
Love You!
I talk to my dog, also named Teddy (AKA psycho-poodle). When I can't find my iPhone, I ask him, "Teddy, what did you do with my phone?" He never has an answer.
My favorite is when I look out the kitchen window and see one of the many squirrels in my neighborhood in the yard. It only takes one word, "squirrel," and he's at the back door ready for the chase. He's never going to catch one, but he has so much fun trying.
CD
We (my family) all tell each other "Love you" when we end a phone call or we get ready to leave after seeing them. Mom having the aneurysm in 2016 kind of got us started doing that.
That is our family habit also...but telling my unit manager that? ROFL!
For the life of me, I can't remember if I told Shrek I loved him on the day he died...
I talk to my dog, also named Teddy (AKA psycho-poodle). When I can't find my iPhone, I ask him, "Teddy, what did you do with my phone?" He never has an answer.
My favorite is when I look out the kitchen window and see one of the many squirrels in my neighborhood in the yard. It only takes one word, "squirrel," and he's at the back door ready for the chase. He's never going to catch one, but he has so much fun trying.
CD
That is our family habit also...but telling my unit manager that? ROFL!
For the life of me, I can't remember if I told Shrek I loved him on the day he died...
So sorry, Addie. How awful. I hope your grandson is safe.