The Evil Genie Game

[Vanilla Bean]

Your wish is granted. Your webcam now works, but for only 15 minutes at a time.

I wish someone would make me dinner tonight.

 

[LPBeier]

Your wish is granted - Ronald McDonald and the Hamburgler will be over in a half hour.

I wish I could take a year off and travel around North America.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

Your wish is granted! You will travel around North America, but it's going to be on a pogo stick.

I wish someone would make me dinner tonight.

 

[kitchenelf]

TOTALLY off topic - when I need to smile (or laugh my rear off) I read this thread!

...please carry on......

 

[Barbara L]

Me too KE!

Vanilla Bean, your wish is granted. You are now dinner for a family of cannibals.

I wish I had all my favorite movies on DVD.

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

Your wish is granted. All your movies are on DVD but we are trading your DVD player for a VHS!

I wish I could sing like Celine Dionne

 

[Barbara L]

Your wish is granted. You sing like Celine, but only from 4:00 to 4:30 a.m.

I wish Hollywood would discover me and put me in the movies.

Barbara

 

[LPBeier]

Your wish is granted - you will be in the movies but as an alien in make-up and costume with no speaking parts!

I wish I could write a hit Broadway Musical

 

[Barbara L]

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately you wrote it as a ghost writer and someone else got all the glory (and most of the money)!

I wish we had a hot tub!

Barbara

 

[JustMeToo]

poof, you now have a hot tub, 2' X 2', with a hole in it.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.

 

[Luvs2Cook]

Here's your coffee, only its as thick as mud.


I wish I was musically gifted.

 

[lifesaver]

your wish is granted. you are now musiclly gifted but when you sing your voice box doesn't work

 

[lifesaver]

OOPS!

i wish i owned a pet lion

 

[LPBeier]

Your wish has been granted - you have your pet Lion but it comes with a complete game farm with all the other animals to look after as well.

I wish I had a million dollars

 

[Saphellae]

Poof ! You have a million dollars, but the world has gotten so expensive that it only buys you a can of soup. And it's not chunky.

I wish the sun would come out.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

Your wish is granted. The sun is out, but it's so hot all you want to do is to find the nearest AC.

I wish a pizza with extra cheese.

 

[LPBeier]

Poof, your wish is granted. You have a pizza pan covered with 3 pounds of melted mozzarella (and nothing else).

I wish I lived on a tropical island.

 

[Vanilla Bean]

Your wish is granted. You live on a tropical island, but there are reports that Big Foot has been spotted on certain parts of the island.

I wish I could to a little spanish bar for wine and tapas.

 

[Barbara L]

You have your wish. Unfortunately you are a server and can only see and smell everything as you serve them to your hungry customers!

I wish James would wake up from his nap!

Barbara

 

[toni1948]

Poof!! Your wish is granted, but he wants you to make a turkey dinner with all the trimmings and it's one o'clock in the afternoon.

I wish my grandson would get this potty training thing together.