mayonnaise or miracle whip? mayo
margarine or butter? lite margarine
ranch, Italian or French? Italian
scrambled or fried eggs? scrambled
baked or mashed potatoes? mashed
brown gravy or chicken gravy? brown
rice Krispies or Cheerios? rice crispies
cream of wheat or oatmeal? cream of wheat
lentil or split pea? ewwww neither
wide egg noodles or extra fine egg noodles? wide
Pepsi or Coke? neither, polland spring sparkling lemon water
diet or regular? n/a
spaghetti or another shape? spaghetti or rotini, cavatelli
chocolate or vanilla? both
cool ranch or original diritos? neither
slim-jims or beef jerkey? neither
alfredo, marinara, meat sauce, or pesto? marinara, and meat sauce