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Old 12-23-2011, 07:51 PM   #1
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What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?

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Old 12-23-2011, 08:04 PM   #2
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Beats me. What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?
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Old 12-23-2011, 08:07 PM   #3
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I call it a gummy bear.
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I call it a gummy bear.


Shrek is a brat, I asked him and he said, "PrincessFiona?"
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Shrek is a brat, I asked him and he said, "PrincessFiona?"
Bad Shrek!
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Bad Shrek!
The swelling around his eye should be gone in time for our Anniversary Dinner...
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Shrek is a brat, I asked him and he said, "PrincessFiona?"





what kind of bird knows how to write?
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what kind of bird knows how to write?
No idea...
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a pen-guin.

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Old 12-24-2011, 12:32 AM   #10
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aaaiiii-eeeee
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Who's there?
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Hah! I just caught on to your joke numbering system, Roadfix.
late...
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Who's there?
Its me dave, open up man.
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:53 AM   #15
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I don't get the numbering system--help me out here.

Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other "I smell fish".....
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*sitting on a perch*


My nephews will be the victims of the gummi bear and penguin jokes, thank you.
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:31 AM   #16
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Its me dave, open up man.

Dave's not here!!!!
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Groan!
It's terrible, isn't it?

I need a few more for my nephews for tonight. Anybody have any good ones for the 7 year old?
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It's terrible, isn't it?

I need a few more for my nephews for tonight. Anybody have any good ones for the 7 year old?
What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
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An elephant in a baggie.
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When you sneeze, which way does it go?
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