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Old 09-15-2011, 03:11 PM   #301
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Just because something has a duck bill doesn't mean it's a platypus. It might just be a duck.
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Old 09-15-2011, 03:58 PM   #302
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short or tall
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Old 09-15-2011, 04:43 PM   #303
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Old 09-15-2011, 05:51 PM   #304
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Snap peas or frozen peas
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Old 09-15-2011, 06:41 PM   #305
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Snap peas

Red or green hot sauce
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Old 09-15-2011, 06:43 PM   #306
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OJ or grape juice
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Old 09-15-2011, 07:38 PM   #307
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Grape juice

Whip cream or cool whip
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Old 09-15-2011, 08:11 PM   #308
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Whipped cream (with a little sugar, please)

Morning person or night owl?
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Old 09-15-2011, 08:41 PM   #309
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Chocolate cookies or chocolate chip cookies
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Old 09-15-2011, 08:47 PM   #310
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Chocolate chip

NCIS or CSI?
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Old 09-16-2011, 07:38 AM   #311
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NCIS (the characters crack me up)

Duck or goose
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:40 AM   #312
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Chopped liver or Pate
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:33 AM   #313
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Chinese food or Pilipino food?
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Old 09-16-2011, 11:47 AM   #314
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Filipino (if home made)

Carbonara or Alfredo
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Old 09-16-2011, 03:09 PM   #315
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salad or soup
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Old 09-16-2011, 04:13 PM   #316
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breakfast or dinner
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Old 09-16-2011, 06:04 PM   #317
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Breakfast. Actually breakfast is great for dinner! Lol.

Easier to raise...boys or girls??
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Old 09-16-2011, 07:21 PM   #318
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Old 09-16-2011, 07:29 PM   #319
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Old 09-16-2011, 07:46 PM   #320
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Cream soup or clear broth
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