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Old 01-09-2015, 10:00 PM   #4401
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With sugar and cream.

Salad dressing: creamy or vinaigrette?
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Old 01-09-2015, 10:05 PM   #4402
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Sirloin or Pork chop?
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Old 01-09-2015, 10:40 PM   #4403
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Pork chop

Fish tacos or bean burritos?
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Old 01-09-2015, 11:00 PM   #4404
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Bean Burirtios


Grace before meals...Yes or No
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:59 PM   #4405
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No. With my first wife, you said grace if you survived the meal!

Mounds or Almond Joy?
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Old 07-07-2015, 05:02 PM   #4406
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Almond Joy.

Red wine or white wine vinegar?
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Old 07-13-2015, 06:15 PM   #4407
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Yes.

canola oil or vegetable oil for sautéing
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Old 07-13-2015, 09:00 PM   #4408
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canola oil.

Tea or coffee
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Old 07-13-2015, 09:18 PM   #4409
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wine or whiskey
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Old 07-14-2015, 01:13 AM   #4410
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Wine

Bratwurst - grilled or simmered in beer?
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Old 07-14-2015, 09:41 AM   #4411
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Grilled


button down shirt or polo shirt
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Old 07-14-2015, 10:55 AM   #4412
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Polo, but more often, V-necks

Scallops or oysters?
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Old 07-14-2015, 02:36 PM   #4413
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scallops

clams; fried or steamed?
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Old 08-04-2015, 06:05 PM   #4414
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Fried

Donuts: Raised & frosted or Fried & glazed?
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Old 08-04-2015, 08:24 PM   #4415
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Raised and glazed


Fish: salt water or fresh water?
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Old 08-16-2015, 11:18 PM   #4416
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Salt water

Sweet or Savory?
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Old 08-17-2015, 09:50 AM   #4417
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Sweet or savory what?
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Old 08-17-2015, 03:57 PM   #4418
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Oops....Snacks
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Old 08-17-2015, 05:26 PM   #4419
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Almost always savory

Mixed nuts or Chex Mix?
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Old 08-18-2015, 06:09 AM   #4420
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Mixed nuts

Creamy salad dressing or vinaigrette?
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