"Discover Cooking, Discuss Life."

Go Back   Discuss Cooking - Cooking Forums > The Back Porch > Jokes and Games
Click Here to Login
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 
Old 12-26-2008, 10:54 AM   #30001
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Uncle Bob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Small Town Mississippi
Posts: 17,532
speed -----trap
__________________
There is only one Quality worse than Hardness of Heart, and that is Softness of Head.

Kool-Aid...Think Before You Drink
Uncle Bob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 10:55 AM   #30002
Executive Chef
 
miniman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Basingstoke, England
Posts: 4,687
trap - man
__________________
"For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others." - Nelson Mandela
miniman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 11:16 AM   #30003
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,267
Man - family
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 11:18 AM   #30004
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Park Drive Bar/Grill Los Angeles
Posts: 13,353
family > tree
roadfix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 11:22 AM   #30005
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,267
Tree - trimmer !
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 11:29 AM   #30006
Master Chef
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Texas
Posts: 5,296
trimmer - cut
sattie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 11:33 AM   #30007
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Park Drive Bar/Grill Los Angeles
Posts: 13,353
cut > snip
roadfix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 12:13 PM   #30008
Master Chef
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Texas
Posts: 5,296
snip - shear
sattie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 12:15 PM   #30009
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Park Drive Bar/Grill Los Angeles
Posts: 13,353
shear > tear
roadfix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 12:34 PM   #30010
Assistant Cook
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Palm Springs, Florida
Posts: 22
tear > wear
pcheftina is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 12:35 PM   #30011
Executive Chef
 
mbasiszta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: U.S., Panama
Posts: 2,748
wear - hand-me-downs
__________________
Happy cooking, Marty.
mbasiszta is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 12:38 PM   #30012
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Park Drive Bar/Grill Los Angeles
Posts: 13,353
hand-me-downs > unfair
roadfix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 12:44 PM   #30013
Executive Chef
 
mbasiszta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: U.S., Panama
Posts: 2,748
unfair - better-than-nothing
__________________
Happy cooking, Marty.
mbasiszta is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 01:16 PM   #30014
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Uncle Bob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Small Town Mississippi
Posts: 17,532
nothing -------- Zero
__________________
There is only one Quality worse than Hardness of Heart, and that is Softness of Head.

Kool-Aid...Think Before You Drink
Uncle Bob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 01:22 PM   #30015
Master Chef
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Texas
Posts: 5,296
zero - empty
sattie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 01:24 PM   #30016
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Park Drive Bar/Grill Los Angeles
Posts: 13,353
empty > feeling
roadfix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 01:24 PM   #30017
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Uncle Bob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Small Town Mississippi
Posts: 17,532
empty ---------- blank
__________________
There is only one Quality worse than Hardness of Heart, and that is Softness of Head.

Kool-Aid...Think Before You Drink
Uncle Bob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 01:25 PM   #30018
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Park Drive Bar/Grill Los Angeles
Posts: 13,353
blank > check
roadfix is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 01:27 PM   #30019
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Uncle Bob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Small Town Mississippi
Posts: 17,532
check -------- cancel
__________________
There is only one Quality worse than Hardness of Heart, and that is Softness of Head.

Kool-Aid...Think Before You Drink
Uncle Bob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-26-2008, 01:27 PM   #30020
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Park Drive Bar/Grill Los Angeles
Posts: 13,353
cancel > flight
roadfix is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:36 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.