i remember in high school, i don't remember where one of my friends got it from, but everytime you read a fortune, you add "in bed" at the end of it. some of them turn out pretty hillarious.
nah I don't suggest that everyone buy everything...just things that it would be cheaper to buy, rather than deal with the trouble and time that it takes to make. For instance, say you wanted to make french fries for a dinner party. For maybe 6-10 people, that would be one thing to make it fresh, but to feed like 20-30 people? Buy it frozen. Use your time to prep and cook other things.