Discuss Cooking's Virtual Bed and Breakfast

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Welcome everyone to our Virtual Cafe!

I figure that folks in here are hungry and need food and drink! Our menu is HUGE so just ask and I will attempt to whip it up for you. From food from a county fair to sushi and everything in between. I just installed a new esspresso maker and a margarita machine too.
The bank just gave me the keys.

So what will ya have?!

Oh yeah.... please feel free to 'run' the place when Im not here!! After all this is OUR cafe..... not 'my' cafe.

Enjoy! Im taking orders!

 

[crewsk]

I know it's only 8:30am here right now but I would like a whiskey sour & some french fries please!

 

[nicole]

Just another coffee sir.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Whiskey sour comming up! I'll put the fries in now.


What kind of coffee Nicole? What do ya care to have in it??

 

[nicole]

Regular coffee. sugar and cream. PLease. Can I put this on a tab?

 

[crewsk]

Thank you my dear!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Nicole its free! We sold our HUGE Airbus jet and got about 76 million for it.

Heres your coffee.

And your fries are ready! Want another drink??

 

[nicole]

Sip,Sip......WOW! this coffee is strong, this bad boy would put hair on my chest. Can i get some more suger please.

 

[Ishbel]

I'd like two Aberdeen rowies with some butter and some home-made bramble jam, plus a pot of Earl Grey tea, please.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

SURE! We have ten different types of sugar. Which would you like?


And WHO locked themselves in the bathroom!!???

 

[nicole]

I would like regular sugar, please. About 5 packs!. I would spray before anyone goes in there.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Heres your seedless Bramble jam AND your Aberdeen Rowies!! Took me awhile to figure out the best way to cook the oatcake.

ENJOY!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Regular sugar it is! We dont have packets so I'll put it in our silver and crystal serving bowls. 8)


I better get the bleach for the washroom.

 

[crewsk]

And your fries are ready! Want another drink??

Thanks, the fries are perfect & yes I'd like another drink. May I also have a piece of that chocolate cream pie?

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Sure Crewsk! *getting extra large glass for Whiskey Sour*


One slice O' DA pie commin' up! *putting homemade whip cream on top*

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Hey Crewsk........ you keep eating and drinking like this your vitual thighs are gonna start getting a little big.

 

[nicole]

Sir, I hate to bother you again. Can i get a wheat bagel with some cream cheese? Thank you

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Ohhhh good! I made a wheat bagel and it turned out a bit to large.... didnt know what I was going to do with it. *getting forklift*

Here you go! Its still warm. *manuvering forklift to put bagel on table* Heres a bucket of cream cheese.

 

[crewsk]

My thighs, virtual or otherwise, weren't very small to start with! Plus I only eat & drink like this on weekends & I just decided to start it a little early today.;-)

Dang, that pie is GOOD!!

 

[nicole]

HELP!!!! anyone hungry? I think I will need a wooden doggy bag please