You must have AMATURE stamped on your foreheads. For the X-Ray machine to work, first, you must get very close as x-rays are a form of electro-magnetic energy where the strength of the beam attenuates by the square of the distance. I can gaurantee that you won't get very close. As for the food (tripe and such), I need only freeze it to below -10 F. to kill off tapeworms, or heat it to 160 to kill off any other little nasties. And since the hot dogs will be cooked to an internal temp of about 190' F, I'd say we've got nothing to worry about.
And those diapers and such don't have the mass/volume ratio to hurl to our distance. Friction with the air will overcome their inertia long before they reach us. You will simply end up with a yard full of dirty diapers.
Oh, and the Chinese are a very proud and noble society. They wouldn't hook up with you. They would dismiss your efforts as foolilshness. And besides, between BT and myself, we can cook up whatever kind of food suits their pallate, and then some. And you know what they say, an army lives on its stomach. All you have to offer is twinkies and spam! Ahhhahahahah!
One more thing, our entertainment is a function of on-site DVD's and CD's rather than airwaves, so their is nothing to jam. We create the signal on-site and pump it through speakers. And you don't know the physical properties of wave propagation enough to know how to neutralize our sound that's directed at you. But I know how to stop yours, and have the necessary equipment in place. And as BT said, we can deal with polkas.
And that electric guitar only works when there's electricity. I also know how to shut that off, as well as your phone service. It's handy that I do that kind of stuff for a living, wouldn't you say?
But you talk a good game. You just need to take a few physics and electronics classes to back it all up, say 4 to 6 years worth.
Hey Bucky, you got the grill fired up yet? I'm gonna be firing off the first salvo in a few. I think we should celebrate with some surf 'n turf. The beverages are iced. That's a great mini fridge you brought out. And I'm impressed that it uses solar radiation to replace the propane flame that would normally drive the fridge. But that propane tank secured in your work trailor is sure gonna come in handy at night.
Tell me, if Mav and crew bring us lobster, is that good enough to call off the siege? Or should we really make them pay?
Seeeeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North