Chief Longwind Of The North
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Fishing - the art of applying skill and technique to outwit and capture fish for consumption or sport.
Why we are born - to fish.
Why do we play as children? - to develop strength, edurance, and learn to control our body parts so as to be able to fish.
Why were boats invented? - to carry us to our favorite fishing locations.
Why was gasoline invented? - to provide power to the engines, that propell boats that carry us to our favorite fishing locations.
Why were shoes invented? - to protect our feet while we walk the sides of streams and rivers that we fish.
Why were airplanes invented? to carry us to exotic places where we can catch fish.
Why were televisions invented? - So that we can watch fishing shows that give us tips that help us catch even more fish.
Why was thread created? - so that we can tie flies for fishing, and wear clothing that has pockets for carrying those flies, and other fishing gear, and protect us from bugs.
Why were bugs invented? - as direct food for fish, and to be used as bait so that we can catch fish.
Why was rubber created? - to make tires for vehicles that carry us to our favorite fishing spots.
Why was carbon fiber, and fiberglass created? - to make fishing poles.
Why was steel created? - To make the line guides on the fishing poles.
Why was grass put on the Earth? - To provide cover for, and food for the bugs we use as bait for fishing.
Why do we have teeth? - so we can eat fish.
Why is there a woman named Sally, and a man named Jim on this planet? - it doesn't matter the name, but men and women were put on the Earth to either enjoy fishing, or to sell fish to all of us who like to eat fish.
Why do cows provide us with milk? - to strengthen us so that we can go fishing.
I could go on, but I think you can see that everything that happens on this planet is in one way or another, related to fishing.
World Wars 1 and 2 were after all, countries and nations fighting over who gets to fish where.
Please feel free to add to the list of why everything relates to fishing.
Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
Why we are born - to fish.
Why do we play as children? - to develop strength, edurance, and learn to control our body parts so as to be able to fish.
Why were boats invented? - to carry us to our favorite fishing locations.
Why was gasoline invented? - to provide power to the engines, that propell boats that carry us to our favorite fishing locations.
Why were shoes invented? - to protect our feet while we walk the sides of streams and rivers that we fish.
Why were airplanes invented? to carry us to exotic places where we can catch fish.
Why were televisions invented? - So that we can watch fishing shows that give us tips that help us catch even more fish.
Why was thread created? - so that we can tie flies for fishing, and wear clothing that has pockets for carrying those flies, and other fishing gear, and protect us from bugs.
Why were bugs invented? - as direct food for fish, and to be used as bait so that we can catch fish.
Why was rubber created? - to make tires for vehicles that carry us to our favorite fishing spots.
Why was carbon fiber, and fiberglass created? - to make fishing poles.
Why was steel created? - To make the line guides on the fishing poles.
Why was grass put on the Earth? - To provide cover for, and food for the bugs we use as bait for fishing.
Why do we have teeth? - so we can eat fish.
Why is there a woman named Sally, and a man named Jim on this planet? - it doesn't matter the name, but men and women were put on the Earth to either enjoy fishing, or to sell fish to all of us who like to eat fish.
Why do cows provide us with milk? - to strengthen us so that we can go fishing.
I could go on, but I think you can see that everything that happens on this planet is in one way or another, related to fishing.
World Wars 1 and 2 were after all, countries and nations fighting over who gets to fish where.
Please feel free to add to the list of why everything relates to fishing.
Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
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