a grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink.
the bartender pours him the drink, and says "ya know, we have a drink named after you."
the grasshopper replies "you've got a drink named pete?"
a horse walks into the bar and orders a drink, and the bartender says, "so, why the long face?"
a duck walks into the bar, and asks "got any duck feed?" the bartender says "duckfeed? no."
so the duck leaves.
the next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks again, "got any duck feed?" the bartender says, "no, this is a bar. we don't have duck feed!"
so the duck leaves.
the next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks yet again, "got any duck feed?"
angrily, the bartender growls "look, we don't have duck feed. we serve drinks here. if you come back in here tomorrow, i'm gonna nail your little webbed feet to the floor. ok?"
so the duck leaves.
the next day, the duck walks back into the bar, and says "got any nails?"
the barender says "nails? no."
"got any duck feed?"...