You know, when I saw "National Turkey Federation", my brain instantly conjured up a scene ... Thousands of turkeys crammed together in Madison Square Garden, wearing yellow ribbons and shaking their wings in the air and carrying signs: "Turkey Power!" "We're Poultry And We're Proud! "A Feathered Friend Is A Friend to the End!" "Mr. President! Forgive the Other Twenty Million!" "Up with Toferky!"
Ooo-kay, time for bed.