> A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social
> security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter.
>
> The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify
> his age.
>
> He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He
> told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his
wallet
> at home. "I will have to go home and come back later".
>
> The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing
lots
> of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof &
> she processed his social security application.
>
> When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience
at
> the social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your
pants,
> you might have gotten disability too.
>