Don't Be Stupid - Shania Twain
What I don't like is "Fat Free Half & Half". How gullible can people be? Half milk and half cream, right? If you take the fat out of cream, you get skim milk. If you take the fat out of milk, you get skim milk. Put them both together and you have what? SKIM MILK! Then they add carrageenan, an extract from edible seaweed, and corn syrup to give it a similar mouth feel to real half & half, and because it's too white they add food coloring to give it the appearance of real half & half.