The Evil Genie Game

[Barbara L]

Your wish is granted, but you are on a tiny deserted island and have no fuel for the yacht!

I wish I had a new house to replace our tiny one.

Barbara

 

[pdswife]

poof...here is your brand new house sadly it's even smaller than the last...

I wish that the glue on envelopes tasted like strawberries instead of envelope glue

 

[JustMeToo]

Poof, the glue tastes like strawberries, but you eat all the envelopes.

I wish my taxes were already done.

 

[GB]

Your taxes are done. You owe $25,000.

I wish I was independently wealthy.

 

[JustMeToo]

You are now independently wealth, but now the Feds are looking for you to lock you up for all the bank robberies.

I wish I didn't have to work.

 

[PieSusan]

Granted but you are so bored out of your gourd that you start begging people to employ you for free.

I wish that I could think of what to wish for.

 

[GB]

Granted, but it leaves you feeling empty.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

 

[PieSusan]

Granted but you almost get sucked into an airplane engine.

I wish that I didn't feel so empty inside.

 

[kitchenelf]

Granted, but, now you waddle like a duck

I wish I didn't have to do any household duties today.

 

[GB]

Granted, but now Primetime Live is at your door to do a story on the messy house lady.

I wish today was still Saturday.

 

[kitchenelf]

Dateline NBC actually called me one time!

Poof - every day is Saturday, the same Saturday, over and over and over again...it's your Birthday too!!!! OK, I can't find anything bad about that!

I wish I could wake up skinny!

 

[pdswife]

poof! You wake up and you weigh 33 pounds...this is not a good thing!!

I wish they'd find a cure for headaches

 

[GB]

The cure is found, but it involves cutting off your head.

I wish there was more beer in my fridge than there is right now.

 

[PieSusan]

Granted but you are having a party and there is none for you.

I wish that it wasn't winter.

 

[Dove]

your headache is gone and now I have it.

I wish for a week or two in San Diego

 

[GB]

Granted, but it is a cold rainy summer.

I wish I was on a plane to a tropical resort right now.

 

[Dove]

Granted. Spring is here and so are your allergies

I wish for an Alaskan Cruise.

 

[JustMeToo]

Poof, you are on your way to Alaska on a dingy.

I wish someone would cook me dinner.

 

[GB]

Your dinner has been cooked for you, and burned to a crisp.

I wish my son who is naked and running around the house would slow down so we could catch him and get him dressed.

 

[JustMeToo]

You finally caught your son, and he peed on you.

I wish I didn't have to go to the Dr's tomorrow.