LadyCook61
Master Chef
THINGS I LEARNED IN MY OLD AGE
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered . . .
ONE - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
TWO - My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
THREE - I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
FOUR - Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after
FIVE - All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
SIX - If all is not lost, where is it?
SEVEN - It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
EIGHT - I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
NINE - It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
TEN - Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
ELEVEN - If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered . . .
ONE - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
TWO - My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
THREE - I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
FOUR - Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after
FIVE - All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
SIX - If all is not lost, where is it?
SEVEN - It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
EIGHT - I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...
NINE - It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
TEN - Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
ELEVEN - If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.